The Bigger They Are…
General Tuchus: An infantile Ghost, A novice Mage, and Warrior with no strategy. But, they are strong.
Hadley: Hey! Punching and Kicking is my Strategy!
Derrick: I have more magic in my Fingernail than in your entire mustache!
General Tuchus: And it will be your undoing, Caliphemus! I, as your General, hereby release thee from thy shackles to serve me!
Farway: Aaaaah!
Caliphemus: The stars hath withered in the noble sky, whilst the eons slipped beneath my prisoner’s gaze. And yea, though these hands of mine have been bound and bruised, I have yet strength to tear dragons from their perch in the heavens. General I hear, and Obey.


