Bronze Age: Release me so that I may fight in glorious combat!

Fourteen: So did someone chain you up, because you were annoying or…

BA: I have waited eons for this chance for vengeance!

14: It’s only been a few hundred or so years… Wait.

14: Let me guess, you sat in a cave waiting for a chance at ‘glorious combat’ and forgot rust was a thing didn’t you?

BA: Just get the oil already!

14: That’s not- You need some vinegar if anything

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